In the spirit of the holidays and poor taste, this year, The Love List's gift guides are inspired by my favorite dead celebrities. In the honor of one of the funniest ladies to ever grace your television screen, let's kick it off with our favorite Golden Girl to (proverbially) kick the bucket, shall we? And don't worry, for you easily-offended "oh my gracious!" pearl-clutchers, I've included a string in your honor. On dasher, on dancer, on prancer... on vixen! Here, a guide to all things granny-chic. To you, Maude. 

(Ed. note: I'm aware Tuesday is normally dudesday, but in honor of a special event this weekend, we're running this week's post for the guys a little later in the week.)

1. 80's, updated: Insert your own shoulder pads. By Malene Birger, farfetch.com 2. Like the true Southern Lady she was, my Gram Gram had her stark-white hair put in curls once a week by her hairdresser, who made house calls. Conair travel curlers, Ulta Beauty, Aquanet hairspray, drugstore.com 3. As promised, a string of pearls, perfect for clutching. M.Pearl necklace, Max & Chloe 4. The silk scarf: perfect for keeping forever, until your grandkids inherit it. Nina Ricci silk scarf, MyTheresa 5. What's more granny-chic than a sparkly brooch on your lapel? Austrian crystal brooch, Brooks Brothers 6. For your viewing and re-veiwing pleasure. The Golden Girls on DVD, Amazon.com 7. If Golden Girls didn't run on network TV, I imagine this would have hung proudly on-set. Kit, Subversive Cross Stitch

10 comments:

Grace - Stripes and Sequins said...

BRILLIANT!!!

Jessica Graves said...

@Grace: thanks lady! More coming soon!

rikshaw design said...

this made me laugh
i think i was the cross-stitch for my guest bath

Jessica Graves said...

@Catherine - subversive cross stitch is amazing

Nnenna said...

This is absolutely hilarious- love it!

Heather@SatisfyingSpaces said...

Haha! Love it!

JORDAN said...

Such a great idea! Honestly, I think my favorite part is the little reindeer skull and crossbones at the top of the post. Keep 'em coming!

caviar taste said...

This is absolutely AMAZING. You kill me! Best holiday gift list I have ever seen.
xo,
Lindsey

www.caviartaste.com

Janel A said...

this is hilarious! i can't wait to see what the next ones are!

inspirationlush.com said...

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